FUN & ENTERTAINMENT

Hello Folks!! This page is meant for some fun, jokes, and happening, to have a relaxing moment. Hope you enjoy it! PEACE!!

 _____.> This a conversation between a man and his wife before marriage:

Before marriage
 She: Hi!
 Him: Ah, I wanted you to say this for a long time now!
 She: You want me to go?
 Him: NO. I dare not even think
 She: You love me?
 Him: Of course! A lot!
 She: You deceived me already?
 Him: NO! Why you ask that?
 She: You want to embrace me?
 Him: Whenever I would have the opportunity
 She: Would You beat me one day?
 Him: Are you crazy? I’m not like that!
 She: Can I trust you?
 Him: Yes
 She: Honey!

Now, for the conversation after the marriage, read from bottom to top….

————————————————————————————-Have you ever wondered how simple you could understand the various types of marketing?
Don’t worry i will explain to you in very simple concepts:-
1 You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:
“I am very rich. Marry me!” – That’s Direct Marketing

2 You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says:
“He’s very rich. Marry him.” – That’s Advertising

3 You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her
telephone number. The next day, you call and say:
“Hi, I’m very rich. Marry me.” – That’s Telemarketing

4 You’re at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and
straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of
the car)for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say:
By the way, I’m rich. Will you marry me?” – That’s Public Relations

5 You’re at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and
says: You are very rich! Can you marry ! me?” – That’s B rand Recognition

6 You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:
I am very rich. Marry me!” She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
– That’s Customer Feedback

7 You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:
“I am very rich. Marry me!” And she introduces you to her husband.
– That’s demand and supply gap

8 You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before
you say anything, another person come and tell her: “I’m rich. Will you
marry me?” and she goes with him – That’s competition eating into your
market share

9 You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before
you say: “I’m rich, Marry me!” your wife arrives. – That’s restriction
for entering new markets

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A husband who left his wife on a brief mission to the United Nations sends this message to his wife:
My dear,
This month, I can not send you my salary, so I send you 100 kisses and carreses.
You are my love,
Your husband,

Allan

Here is the response of his wife a few days later:
My love: Thanks for the 100 kisses .. I’m sending you the details of expenditure:
1. The dairy boy has accepted kisses 2 for milk this month.
2. The electrician agreed to repair the TV  only after 7 kisses ..
3. The landlord comes every day and takes 2 or 3 kisses instead of rent.
4. the grocer has not been agreed only kissing, then I gave him more than kissing,
5. Other expenses have cost 40 kisses ..
Please, do not worry for me, I still have 35 kisses and I hope to use for other expenses of the month.
Do I keep the same budgeting for next month?
I await your advice!
  
Your wife
Ellen

(ps; sometimes, kissing was not enough, so i had to do some extra things. more details when you arrive)

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A man and his wife were getting a divorce at a local court. But the custody of their children posed a problem. The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she had brought the children into this world, she should retain custody of them.
The man also wanted custody of his children. The judge asked for his side of the story too. After a long moment of silence, the man rose from his chair and replied: “Judge, when I put a dollar into a vending machine, and a Pepsi comes out, does the Pepsi belong to me or to the machine?” Don’t laugh, but the man won !

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17 signs you like someone
this is how u know u like/love someone

SEVENTEEN:
You look at their profile constantly.

SIXTEEN:
When you’re on the phone with them late at night and they hang up, you still miss them even when it was just two minutes ago.

FIFTEEN:
You read their Texts and Ims Over and over again.

FOURTEEN:
You walk really slow when you’re with them.

THIRTEEN:
You feel shy whenever they’re around.

ELEVEN:
When you think about them, your heart beats faster but slower at the same time.

TEN:
You smile when you hear their voice.

NINE:
When you look at them, you can’t see the other people around you, you just see him/her.

EIGHT:
You start listening to slow songs while thinking about them.

SEVEN:
They’re all you think about.

SIX:
You get high just from their scent.

FIVE:
You realize you’re always smiling when you’re looking at them.

FOUR:
You would do anything for them, just to see them.

THREE:
While reading this, there was one person on your mind this whole time.

TWO:
You were so busy thinking about that person, you didnt notice number twelve was missing

ONE:
You just scrolled up to check & are now silently laughing at yourself.